Acorn Box

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If your wife thinks you don’t have room for five-hundred pounds of acorns, guess what? Well, it’s a funny old world, and she’s wrong as sin.

This box holds five-hundred pounds of acorns and has an amazing technology that makes it look like it’s just part of the room. It can look like a wall or blend in with your exercise bike.

Your wife can’t make you throw away acorns she can’t find. So install your acorn box and hide up to five-hundred pounds of acorns right under her nose until you figure out what you want to do with them.

Acorns seem useful, and they must be. So until you figure out exactly how they’re useful, hide them with Acorn Box.

Are you telling me squirrels are wrong? Is that what you’re trying to tell me right now? Shut up, squirrels aren’t wrong. Shut your mouth the hell up.