Couples' Counseling

poem

My pastor’s name is Habeus Scrimshaw
and he’s got all kinds of advice for you
if you go to couples’ counseling.

If your wife says that you get mad
when she puts the playstation controller
on the top shelf in the kitchen cabinet
because she can reach it 
without getting a chair and you can’t

he will (1) laugh at you and then 
(2) tell you that you shouldn’t get so mad at him for laughing.

It seems like he doesn’t even know the Bible
because ask yourself 
did our Lord laugh at Zacchaeus?
And then ask yourself 
did Goliath laugh at David?

And whose side should we be on?
Should we be on the side of godless giants?