Yard Waste Drop-Off

from around town

Reggie Strickland - deputy chief of yard waste drop-off area.

There are rules that the city has and there are rules that Reggie Strickland has.

I enforce both.

Bringing a bunch of tree limbs? They’ll have to abide by the length and diameter requirements. City rule.

But if you pack a whole bunch of leaves in a plastic garbage can and let it get rained in and let that mess rot for five months, I don't want it here - smells like someone opened a barrel of apes - like sewage done szechuan - don't bring it here.

I'll break the window on your Altima and stuff handfuls of that godawful mess into your car, into that little shelf behind the seats under the back window, where you left your biology textbook to bleach in the sun after your failed attempt at nursing school.

Just ask Ray and Donna Cargill - hell is real for them now.

Every time they get in their Sonata and smell that, they know they've seen a demon.

That's one of Reggie's Rules.

Another one of Reggie’s Rules - pay attention or I’ll break your window.

This is my window breaking stick - you don't think I'm serious - imagine this is a window
right here that’s a window on a Fiesta I'll be like whichaw
smash the window
that's to show you that's how you know I mean it so now you know
but for real i am sorry about your window i get carried away by some kind of spirit some righteous ghost of order.

Emphasizing song follows: